Sure enough, I went to see Crossroads. (I bought a ticket to something else, though, since there's no way Britney's getting my money.) The two things I realized from this movie are that Britney is truly beautiful and also that, as much as I hate to admit it, she has a very pretty voice. The premise of the movie: three childhood friends, who now hate each other, decide to go on a cross-country road trip with a man none of them knows who they hear allegedly killed a guy. ... Yeah. Sounds like a blast! One of them's the Popular Girl, another one's Pregnant White Trash (she even mentions trailer parks repeatedly) and Britney's the Virginal Nerd, of all things. I won't bother summarizing the rest any further than to say they play Britney's music half a dozen times and flash Pepsi products around frequently. She's like a 20-year-old Madonna! |