I keep thinking about something Matt and I talked about over the weekend: getting plastic surgery on my nose. I never really considered it before but it makes a lot of sense-- and, before you start to think even less of me than you do now, not for cosmetic reasons. The bridge of my nose is unusually high and pronounced, to the point that glasses never fit over it properly. The shape of it is probably constricting airflow; Matt said he had the same problem when he was younger and surgery like this corrected that. And if it did happen to make my nose less ugly and my voice less nasal, well, I wouldn't complain about that either.

Fuck, I forgot to pay the mortgage this month.