Just got back from Home Depot, where a handwritten sign by the entrance extolled the wonders of "ARTIFICAL CHRISMAS TREES." I'm not sure which is worse: that someone managed to misspell two of the three words on the sign (one of them is "Christmas," for fuck's sake), or that it bothered me so much that I told the greeter lady, who, after going outside to see the evidence herself, promised to have the sign remade. It's a close call, I think.

I found this shirt before this incident, but it seems appropriate now.